apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us
i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this
if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen
I disagree, I know her. Once I complained how hard it is to have kids as a lesbian and she said that I can adopt one of her babies. AND she said I should wear a suit to parties if I don`t feel comfortable in a dress
Oh you know her? You know my stick figure? You’re acquainted with this stick figure. Ur a horrible friend for letting her roots look like this
Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes from Marvel construct intricate rituals
been reading richard ayoade’s book where there’s two of him and i’m kin with these sections
i may have bought a pink faux fur coat like a fucking idiot but the good news is im not having kids so this is my child now
I’m just a dumb bitch… standing in front of a romcom… asking it to fill the void in my life with somewhat unattainable representations of romantic love